THIS MADE MY friDAY =)

this is from my notes at fb. i post it on friday night.

tgh dok syiok2 lyn video kt youtube (bkn redtube).............

tiba2 hp vibrate. td br jah cl faiz tya awat tak msg.

mcm pelik gak aa dia x msg. slalu dia yg kalot.

faiz kta xdak credit. so fine la i pown smbung on9.

so igt faiz yg text tuh. tp bkn. its daus (my fuckin cousin) hahha

i tot dia nk tya bila nk dtg kl (his hse) nk ajaq dia math for spm. (pertanyaan buat kali ke 666)

but bkn soklan tuh dia tya. but his message sounds like this:

Anis, shah ckp byk2 gadis kt taman wira, awat faiz pilih hg.

dia bkn nk hina lah

*shah is my brother. dia ada kt umah daus*

i gelak berguling! like omg psepa dh 4thn hr ni br nk tya en? hahha gila btoi dpa ni. pastu i reply:

HAHAAHAHHAHAHAH apa mslh dia? sbb aku naish and shempoi hahha

then dpa reply:

bukan nk hina lah tapi apa shah ckp tu betul lah. jangan terguris.

Anis, shah dok ejek hg pendek, muka berjerawat ahhaahhahaah

again im laughing my ass off! hahhaahah keraih perot aku. celaka btoi dpa ni.

jujur nk mmpoih. pastu i reply.

kuajiaqqqq! Hahahaahahahahah hmpa mmg babi!

aku jumpa hampa sekoq2 aku bakaq smp abu!

Hahahahahaahhaahah

i know dpa dok sronok make fun of me. setan gila prangai hahha n then hp i vibrate lgi, they rep:

shah kata dia nak sms faiz. mana taw lepastu dia baru realise yg dia

couple dgn ugly betty shorty jogangty aunty hahahahahhhahaahah

HAHAHAAHAHAHAH kali ni coffee yg aku minum hmpir tersemboq kuaq. aku gelak smp nk terkencing! haram jaddah dpa ni.jujur sgt aihh hina aku, mmg nk mmpoih dh! hahahahaah siap bg nma smpingan tuh tak tahan

so i pown reply lah.

HAAHAHAHAHAHAH dasar perosak rumah tangga orang! ni jgn begitu la. awat shah hg maw kt faiz ka? oh no kna berebut dgn adek sndri!

n thier turn:

shah kata dia tgh mengkaji kenapa rumah tangga zmn skg selalu goyah. dia tgk hg ngn faiz xdak chemistry. jd dia nasihat khwen lah dr. fadhilah kamsar.

HAHHA mcm haram dpa nih. soh aku kawen org tua. bkn takat laki org. atok org kot. hahha xdak chemistry? duhh kami lah psgn plg retard kt dunia! plg secocok oke! prangai dua2 mcm haram x dak chemistry lgi ka? hahha jealous hbaq jealous!

n i rep:

gila apa dia tuh laki org. dh tua. xmaw2. bg lah kt kak nor. naish

*kak nor tuh nma glamour nenek aku* hahha

haaaa dpa dh x rep. sja btoi dok sakat aku. hina aku stai dep2. hahha rndu lah kt hmpa dua setan oii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thnx 4 texting me eventho so annoying n irratating! and yet funny! thnx 4 made my day! =))))