Thursday, November 3, 2011

testing testing

Long time ady didnt blogging. Friends keep on asking me to update even they didnt blogging. They said they enjoy reading my blog coz its funny. **MEMANG AKU BADUT KANN** while my bf playing ps3 so i try update using his galaxy tab. His gtab. NOT MOINNEEE. kbye

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Monday, August 22, 2011

f#ck urself twice

this post may sounds like very angry (bird) or emotional or stressed or whatever.
i just wanna say that, i dnt even bother ur life so whatever shit i did is none of ur business
unless u r my girlfriends, bff, ma bitches and family.
other than that, DONT BUSYBODY PLS

aku paling pantang org busy body psai family aku. family hmpa perfect ka?
mmg klaw aku dgq jea sapa2 dok kata apa psai adek2 aku ka abg2 aku ka mom daddy aku ka,
aku mmg akn tya direct or ask my mom to ask em b4 i start the war with em
yess im very protective. even i heard any small things that hurts my sibling, ill haunt u down =)

seriously aku x phm, why must u guys sebok2 hal org laen?
aku jenis hmpa nk buat apa pon buat la aku xkcaw n xkalot pon
nk kongkek tepi jalan ka, nk hisap gnja ka, nk kena sawan babi ka
jnji jgn kcaw hdup aku and my love ones.
klaw hmpa kcaw, hmpa berak x basoh pon aku kutok n jaja satu dunia
jenis aku ni senang jea, org bg taik aku balaih cighittt.
so klaw xmaw rasa kna ciritt tang muka, jgn dok carik psaii naaaa

apa aku buat, apa aku pkai, pi mana, beli apa, x pnah kcaw duet hmpa so apa sebok2?
kot la mntak sekupang kt hmpa ka.
ni satu sen pon x pnh mntak!
bkn nk kata aku ni open minded ka apa cuma aku mmg xpnh kesah apa hmpa wat
aku kwn ngn mcm2 jenis org tp aku x pnh get influenced pon.
x pnh pon nk ikot prangai org even my own bff.
i hv my own life n ways.
i dont need YOU to teach me or advice me

Friday, August 19, 2011

Thursday, August 18, 2011

And its all about me, me, me, me, me !

1. Last Beverage : redoxon lol.
2. Last Phone Call : i called my bf but he didnt pick up =.= so end up talking to myself
3. Last Text Message : my bf. i fall asleep so i texted him when i woke up but he rep with =) *annoying gila rahh*
4. Last Song you listened : gimme everything (tonight)
5. Last Time you cried: i dont remember. its been ages i guess. big girl dont cry XD
6. Dated someone : of coz. im straight lol
7. Been Cheated on : yeah once. its more to revenge actly lol
8. Kissed someone & regretted it : nahhh. im lovin it hahahaha =p
9. Lost anyone special : a lot mann like seriously missing em like crazy! rest in peace yeaaa
10. Been depressed : everytime for every single thangg
11. Been Drunk and Threw up : nahhh mann. i dnt drink alcoholic drinks. waitt how bout barbican?


12. black (always make me look skinny yay!)
13. gold (current addiction. not the anak mami gold. jz the bling2 like u knowww)
14. silver (not the striking one but the dull one)


15. Made a New Friend : almost everyday
17. Laughed until you cried : hahaha. a lottt esp with my partners in crime n bf

18. Met Someone who changed you : sorry. i never change for any1 n get influences by no one
19. Found out who your true friends were : yeahhh my girlfriends!
20. Found out someone was talking about you : neighbor n enemies. jealous much aye? haha
21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend's list : well, imma good kisser. Rolf!


22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life :
not even quarter of it haha!
23. ? : question mark?
24. Do you have any pets : yeahhh i hv. 3 rabbits. suppose to b 4. 1 passed away. their name is Pacenggo, Torpedo,Cassey aka Storm(by the name u shud know how she is) and Asteroid (fav 1 but MIA =()
25. Do you want to change your name : motif? no thanks
26. What did you do for your last birthday :
having a fun bday bash @ the beach of hard rock hotel (mampu?) then went to gurney plaza. 1st place we dated 4years ago. thanks to my bf 4 the sweet memories.
27. What time did you wake up today? : 5.00am. sahoqq maa. hehehe
28. What were you doing at midnight last night : right after went back from gurney, i sleep. (actly dlm kreta dh tdoq dh lol)
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for : i hv no idea. everyday i want something! =.=
30. : ?
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life : everything happen 4 a reason. God created it with hikmah aye
32. What are you hearing to right now : listening to crazy jj and ean haha
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? : nahhh man idts
34. What's getting on your nerves right now : my bf! he keep on accusing me 4 having 2nd bf when i late rep his sms. wtf?
36. Most visited webpage : facebook n youtube. (not redtube haaa)
37. Nickname : mom call me bitbit. =.= coz i hv rabbit teeth. gigi jongang lah senang creta. my bff atie used to call me JONET (nokhoromm x glammour lgsg nama tu kann). sibling call me kakak (when they r in good mood)
38. Relationship Status : fb says married to Muhammad Faiz. not i say HAHA
39. Zodiac sign : capricorn! not popcorn oke
40. He or She :
told ya im straight dont belok2 haha .

41. Elementary School : Sekolah Rendah Kebangsaan Taman Senangan.
42. High School : SMK Dato Onn and Sek Men Sains Tun Syed Sheh Shahabudin (nobody believe im from smart school then boarding school =.=)
43. College : Kedah Matriculation College
44. Hair colour : ash green =)) my bf says hjaw taik lembu. jealous lettuwww
45. Long or short hair : average !
46. Height : 158cm. short huh? i knoww right
47. Do you have a crush on someone? : Vin Diesel. more to forbidden love oke =p
48. What do you like about yourself? : i hate myself coz im ungly =((
49. Piercings : 11 holes jea. haha!
50. Tattoos : fake one on my shoulder last time. aauwww rama2 lgi uolls
51. Right or lefty : imma left handed. paling benci org dok perli basoh berak ngn pgg pen tgn sama. like F#CKYU


52. First surgery : NOT YET. ok xmaw
53. First piercing : 5years old ok. tokwan n nenek bwk pi kdai emas tindik telinga. comel kann
54. First best friend : Nazreena Nadia (Ndia). haha dia bc ni mati aku.
55. First sport you joined : polis and thief? hahahah
56. First vacation : singapore when i was in my mom's tomb. amek hg nk 1st sgt haha i was made there.
58. First pair of sneakers : bata north star! wakakakaakaka


59. Eating : sesungguhnya aku sedang berpuasa heheheeh
60. Drinking : puasa la woii dok tya byk2 pa!
61. I'm about to : pee lol dok tahan sat ni
62. Listening to : i need a doctor
63. Waiting for : continue my sleep heeheheh


64. Want superkids? : i love kids but not 4 myself. scary la pregnant2 ni. T___T
65. Get Married? : my mom says after i have master. andartu la mcm nii huhuhuh
66. Career? : succesful businesswoman ka agriculturist ka CEO OF SIME DARBY. hahahaah berangan lah woi


67. Lips : SEXAYYYYYYYYYY and kissable XD
68. Hugs or kisses : huggable. full of muscle ! auwwww
69. Shorter or taller : taller than me 4 sure laaaa. i hate short man as my partner. geliiiiiii
70. Older or Younger :
older pleaseeeeeeeeeee. mcm john travolta. haha nk yg hot sajaa
71. Romantic or spontaneous : spontaneous funny n crazayyyyhhhhhhhh
72. Nice stomach or nice arms : 6packs yeahhhhh
73. Sensitive or loud : louddddddddddd. lets get loud. lets get loudddddddddddddd
74. Hook-up or relationship : both also can as long as he love me 4 real. haha
75. Trouble maker or hesitant : jgn nk trouble maker sgt la kann


76. Kissed a stranger : nahhh mannn. im not cheap n desperate. so thank youu
77. Drank Wine : wine yg non alcoholic yg kt carefour rm4.90 tu haha
78. Lost glasses/contacts : byk kalii. esp contact lens. haih
79. Sex on first date : wooooooo. not to tht extend la. agak2 ar. im virgin !
82. Been arrested : kantoi ngn bf kuaq x bgtaw haha =.=
83. Turned someone down: x sengajaaaa huhuhuh
85. Fallen for a friend : never. friend, friend ar. nk fallen2 watpa
86. Found yourself talking in your sleep : nahhhh mann. i was sleeping so how should i know?


87. Miracles : yes of coz. anything will happen when Allah says so
88. Love at first sight : yes. psai he so handsome lah haha

89. Heaven : yess for good people
90. Santa Claus : Remi Gaillard make it better hahahah
91. Kiss on the first date : 1st date?! y in rush? my lips wont go anywhere lah. i know its sexy but dnt take advantage please hahahahahaha
92. Angels : malaikat. yes


93. Food(s) : smbai udang petai, msak lemak tempokay, gulai kepala ikan, gulai ikan masin, budu, laksa, n tomyamm

94. Drink(s) : any drink with ice
95. Book(s) : erkk. im not a book worm

96. Song(s) : hiphop songs. those caruts2 songs my fav haha. songs tht i can dance n move. big no no to love songs!
97. Shoes Brand(s) : vincci,esclipes,nose,nyc,prima vera,lewre, and blabla.

98. Clothe Brand (s) : mng,dorothy perkins,topshop,f block, forever21, nichii,kitschen,cotton on,mark n spencer,levi's lady,seed,padini,diesel,momoe n many moreeee
99. Handphone Brand(s) : sony ericsson,samsung

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

ma dead blog is back aliveeeeeeeeeeeee !

HOMAIGADDDDDDDDDD dh lamooo gilooooooo x update blog! been busy yeahh hari2 kuaq sana sni. mkn itu ini smp xdak time nk tuleihhhh. eh nk type. haaa normally ill wrote my things @ fb. yeah i log in fb every day even once a day (when im too bz outingss)

having 3months of semester break is kinda awesome. i just sit n relax, sleep late wake up late then go out n out, shopping and shoppingss. eat. eat.eattttttttt. lepaking ang gossiping. and went to kl 4 a few days. meet up with good friends of mine. my babes my bff.

went to camp himpunan @ USM. sort off patriotic camp. UUM give last minute call n ask me to go camp the next day. thank god im in penang tht time. eventho jz 4 3days but it was fun !

went to kenduri kawen of neighbours. cuti2 kan mst ramai kawen so mkn free mmg rugi ar takpii. dh la nasik minyak sdap! mkn2 truih belahh. thts my style haha nmpk sgt pi nk melantak bkn nk meraikan majlis muahahahaha unless my mom force me to stay with her fierce face. she knows ady i dnt gv a demn to the neighbors. they crap bout me like a lottt mannn.

i ride to kl with my bf coz teman him track day @ sepang ! piuunnnngggggggggggggggggg! saw lotsa of superbike n gets eargasm. haihh i wanna have superbike also! cpt la kerjaaa. nak nak ducati! hahahaahah *berangan lah woii* he really had fun n sweat like a pig. tgh hari plus full suit so thick sumore black color. kind of self saunaaa not self service oke =p hahahahah

play futsal one time. cuti lama tp bersukan nya sekali jah mna lah hg tak gemok anis oii. mkn hari2 tp sukan nk setahun skali jea. very the unhealthy way laa. all gurls futsal sesangat lah gedik uolls~

i pet a rabbit. 3 of em. suppose to be 4 but 1 dead. not left 2 only coz 1 missing in action. (count it urself n yeah ur math sux haha) every day i feed em with good vegies n palletes. clean their cage n dry their poops to be baja for my mom's flowers. i also give it to my neighbor for free! *sedekah itu amalan mulia* hiihhihi

met my bf almost everyday. texting each other smp tktaw nk text apa dah. haha. sat gadoh sat baekk. very the drama lah! sinetron ka telenovela ka all lahhhh. tp tiap hari sayaaaaaaaaaaang. *ececeh jiwang gak aku nii*
*my sweet lil sis playing with my bf*

i gain weight like seriously im fat now yawwwwww. i eat too much ! n sleep to much ! everyday my status is all about what i eat (its a must) what to do i love food maaa. org masa puasa ni kuruih but me ? haihhh tp mcm x rsaw plak bdn naik. even almost everyday my bf perli. i was like, "ada aku kesahh?" mueheheeheh

the latest of meeeeeeeeeeeee ! color my hair into ash green. i really like the color eventho my bf said it was hijaw taik lembu. shaddapppppp. my hair wert not urs. haha!

HEHEHEHEHEEH mcm synopsis kannnnn? shorten up my so called unfortunate events 4 this few months. so many pic to b upload but im lazy. so many story to be told but im tired of typing. will continue some other time lahh oke. *like who cares? kann?* hahahaha sja la syiok sndri. kopi teh ayaq soya mmpoih pii kt sayaaa! wakakakakkaka take care til we meet agaaaaaaaaaaaaain !

Saturday, June 11, 2011

follow me !

yo yo! check out ma 2nd blog!

this blog is ma food blog! follow yeaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Sunday, May 29, 2011

short one

ok this is a short post. jz wanna say im very busy lately. final exams, close's friend's wedding, n blablabla. ill start my food blog soon! for those who really know me surely know imma biggest fans of food! so hopefully i can share with u guys everything about foods! sharing is caring maaa ;D

Friday, May 6, 2011

dearest beloved-so-vogue-so-funny mom ;D

happy mothers day mom yg vogue! kakak taw kakak anak yg degei, pemalaih, suka lwn ckp, suka bebai2 and so much more. i aint a good daughter of yours but i will always love u n need u for the rest of my life! sorry 4 everything! u meant a lot me! with love, kakak ♥ ♥ ♥

mom! kakak suka mom msk! sedapppppppp! kakak mmg haram x reti masak! tp mom x bsing pon psai mom kta dlu b4 kawen pon mom haram x reti msk gak! hahahaah. so fair and square lah kn. bila mom x msk kakak suka bsing. kdg mom x larat nk msk. tp kakak suka tarek muka. tp kakak bukannya nk tlg. ish2. jahat kn.

tiap mggu/weekend kakak blk rumah coz kakak rindu semua org dlm rumah esp mom. kdg kakak lmbt blk satu hari pon mom dh msg tya bila nk blk. eventho mom suka berletiaq tp i know its 4 my own good. tp kdg skt telinga n annoying gila taw dak! sora mom nyaring gila kot! skali jerit satu tmn wira dgq! bahahahahaah

kakak suka bebai suka tarek muka suka lwn ckp mom. mom maki blk pastu kakak jwb blk! last kali kakak masuk blik n hempas pintu. pastu dlm blik kakak dok carutss sorang2. berdosa nya kakak!

kita kuat gossip tp among kita2 jahhh! hahha pillow talk n whatsoever. tp sometimes our idea n perception kinda different. last2 we end our conversation by senyappppp dua2 pastu xmaw ckp dh tp esk ckp blk lol

mom n daddy x bg kakak kuaq mlm. mmber2 ramai pi clubbing la lepak la. tp kakak xleh kuaq tp xpa kakak mmg x kn pi clubbing. klaw dpa mai smp 3-4pg pon mom xksah asaikn kakak jgn kuaq. lol

pastu mom kdg lgi terror bab2 fashion n lgi uptodate. maklom lah dlu kakak dok asrama penoh pastu matric pastu hulu sintok so mcm lmbt taw bnda sket. lol. so klaw kita kuaq org slalu igt mom tu kakak bkn nya mak. bangga lah tu knnnn

mom cntek kakak buruk. mom dlu bekas dewi remaja. kakak? xdak bekas apa. muka bekas2 ada la lol merepekkk dh nii

kalaw kakak pkai selekeh2 mst mom mrh. mom ckp mcm bibik lah. bibik elok lgi laa. baju kakak suma size M n S. klaw pkai bju size L mst mom bsing jugak ckp mcm org tgh dok pantang! haha pastu klaw kuaq serabai2 pon mom mrh jugak. padahai kakak nk pi 7e bli slurpee jah pon. dri kecik lgi anak2 mom kna bergaya. slalu masok fashion show la. persembahan la. pastu dlm rumah dh biasa pkai suaq jeans. over kannnnnnnnnnnn

trigt lgi dlu mom beranak kt ekai, msa tu terberanak dlm rumah. nenek kelam kabot cr kaen batik, tp xdak. pastu smbil nenek dok keliting, dia bsing3 tya, "apa mom kau ni smp kaen batek pon xda! slalu kt rumah dia pkai apa?" kakak jwb, "laaa pkai shorts, nite gown, pyjamas mcm tu laaa. awat nekk oii?" HAHAHA

mom anak 8 tp pinggang 27cm. dlu b4 kawen pinggang 23cm. kakak xdak anak lgi tp pinggang 28cm. lpaih beranak agk2 pinggang kakak? haiyooooooooooo!

mom ngn kakak byk persamaan iaitu kita suka guna bad wordsssss hahahhahahaah jrg jumpa mak kuat mencarut knnn lol

mom suka wat lawak. semua org taw mom kuat gelak n suka melawak. anak2 jiran pon taw mom ni loqlaq thts y rumah kita asyik full house hahahahaah


Friday, April 22, 2011

HHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH jeez its soooooooooooooooo funnayh! i cnt stop laughing! i saw this note with a title 25 Jenis Perempuan Yang Lelaki Menyampah @ facebook coz sum1 being tag by it so i open it n read it while HAHAAHAHAHAHAH all along. the guy who wrote this must be hating girls. i mean GAY! haha. thts not a problem 4 me. its just sheesh i tot guys like manja2 n gedik2 gurl who always come out with, "hye boowat apew tue? dh mamam kew? kiter tak shuker la tak bolew tidow........." OMG BLESS UR HEART HONEY! hahahahaahah so bca lah kt bwh ni. i ckup terasa hat num 1 tu. damn! tp yg laen dak coz im not LOL. ya knew it =)

1. Berambut perang..tak pun rambut kaler merah highlight sikit-sikit budget Avril

2. Kau pintal-pintal rambut kat public dengan lidah terjelir-jelir..kau nak jadi pornstar eh?

3. Snap gambar dari atas, buat duck face & kau upload kat Facebook..geli doh tengok..kalau 1 album nama kau, dalam tu semua muka itik kau. Muka penuh depan kamera..semuat-muat frame..bodoh

4. Kau rasa comel bila kau type message 'ewww..jum lepak..busyan lorh...umah tadew orang..pakwe gie maen futsal pulark..busyan busyan! T__T' macam shit kau tahu tak

5. Kau kerek bila kau makan kat fastfood ngan member-member kau..kau snap gamba sana-sini macam tempat tu tak de orang..annoying taek!

6. Kau pakai baju nampak lurah tetek kau pegi jalan-jalan kat bandar..kau seronok lah abang misai pandang pastu tulis kat facebook 'nyampah nyew adew abang misai usya-usya kitew..tark syukew tark syukew larh' Perosak bahasa sial.

7. Annoying doh tengok kau peluk laki or balak kau dekat public or shopping complex..kalau sangap sangat g rumah tumpangan RM30/nett

8. Kau pakai tudung tapi kau pakai jeans yang abang misai dari jauh boleh nampak shape bontot kau yang jatuh tu..lagi-lagi kalau lepas duduk, terselit 'celapong' (celah ponggong a.k.a pungkoq)

9. Macam shit bila kau tulis kat facebook yang kau tengah tension, tengah sakit perut, tengah happy..weh..asal time berak kau tak tulis sekali 'kitew tengah berak..syuke syuke ^__^'

10. Kau saje ubah-ubah relationship status kat facebook..kononnye kau ni macam best kejap Single, kejap in relation, kejap open..asal kau tak bubuh 'I am Lesbian'

11. Nyampah tahu tak kalau kau tak reti bawak barang shopping sendiri..padahal 2 3 plastik je..tu pun nak suruh balak kau..balak kau nyampah ok..bukan suka pun

12. Sikit-sikit kau ngadu kat member-member kau yang kau ada stalker kat kelas, kat office..konon kau tak tahu nak buat ape..ape doh perangai kau

13. Kau bisik-bisik ngan member kau yang duduk semeja..padahal dekat meja tu tengah lepak 4 5 orang

15. Bila kau lepak ngan member yang hot stuff, hensem-hensem, kool, kau tak pulak nak tegur member kau yang pakai tudung serabai plus muka berminyak 'she's not my friends..please lah'

16. Kau tenung-tenung mamat yang cam kool supaya mamat cam kool tu perasan kewujudan kau sambil buat muka tahi

17. Kau order makanan itu ini sebab gambar dekat menu cantik..tapi bila makan 3 4 sudu kau cakap tak sedap..lepas tu tak habis..lepas tu ngadu lapar..g makan kat tempat lain pulak..nak terajang muka kau siot

18. Kau tak pandai buat tu, buat ni..tanak pegang tu, pegang ni..alasan kau kotor, jijik..habis sapa yang nak buat kan?

19. Pakai tudung, baju kurung, manis..dalam wayang, dalam kereta, huih....bukan main sandar-sandar, peluk-peluk, ramas-ramas..baik tak payah pakai tu semua..selalu nampak kat highway

20. Kau cerewet..kena buat semua benda macam kau nak..kalau tak sama macam kau nak, kau angin, kau merajuk, kau marah..cuba kalau kau buat kerja yang orang cerewet macam kau..muncung je mulut kau

21. Kau merajuk ngan mak kau, kau merajuk ngan bapak kau, pakwe pun buat taek ngan kau..kau ngamok, marah, benci & merajuk..last-last kau decide kau bunuh diri..terjun dr bumbung Pavi..tapi tak mati pun..silap-silap kena buang keluarga..lagi shit hidup kau

22. Lepak ngan sekutu gediks kau ketawa kuat kuat, buat onar..masing masing dressed up fancy nak mampos. Skali awek pakai tudung litup melintas korang pakat usya atas bawah atas bawah ramai2. pandangan jijik like 'eww she dont have style..yucks' emang gud gud la kau

23. Mekap tebal ala ala mak ayam..atas mata tu dah macam pelangi..tambah plak bulu mata palsu..klip pah kip pah mata tu dah macam berus cat..kelopak mata tak larat nak sial.. satu level ngan bapok belakang lorong haji taib..

24. Pakai baju sikit lagi nak 6pak puting..lengan himpit tetek bagi terkepit..konon nak bagi nampak lurah lebih menonjol pastuh snap gamba dari atas supaya nampak yg dalam baju tu... buat pulak muka bersyahwat sambil lidah terkeluar.. what the hell..saje menambah bilangan owang laki masuk narakka jahanam

25. Kau buat facebook ni macam medan memperagakan diri..kau upload beribu ribu gamba muka kau je sampai 10 album.. bila ade org puji kau jawab 'ala shayer tark syomel pown..beshe beshe jew' nyampah siot

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