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Friday, November 19, 2010

my so-called-fake-profile!

HEY PEEPS!

KNOW WHAT. SOMEBODY STUPID MADE A FAKE OF MINE AT FACEBOOK.

employers: padding prostitute.
im a cock addict.i love to blowjob so any guy is horny,pls let me suck it dry.pls fuck me hard too.

EEEEUUUUWWWWW SUMPAH HG BODOH! FUCK APA NYA AKU VIRGIN LAH SIAL!

and and siap ada link blog i nih kt website tuh. nmpk sgt ang dok stalk aku! hahha sumpah lawak la! nk autograph tak? biasa lah u guys. i kan ARTIS. PEMINAT i lah you. LMAO!

OBVIOUSLY ITS MY BIGGEST ENEMY WHO DID THAT. BCOZ THE NIGHT THE FAKE PROFILE WAS TERMINATED. MY SECOND BIGGEST ENEMY'S BFF (MEMEY) CALL ASKING ME BOUT MY FAKE PROFILE COZ SHE KNEW IT FROM ZAZA AND MEMEY SAID THEY (MEMEY AND AFFIE) BOTH KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE FAKE PROFILE OF MINE. TIBA2 JAH CALL NTAH MNA DPT NUMBER I. SUDDENLY MEMEY CAME N CONFESS THEY KNOW NTG ABOUT IT SINCE AFFIE ALSO HAD A FAKE PROFILE. THTS WEIRD HAAA? SO I ASK EM TO REPORT ALSO LAH PSAL FAKE PROFILE AFFIE TUH. BUT SOKAY COZ I NEVER ACCUSE AFFIE BCOZ I DNT THINK ITS AFFIE WHO DID THT. HER ENGLISH SUX. REALLY2 BAD. SHE DNT EVEN CAN SPEAK N SPELL CORRECTLY. BKN I NK MENGUTUK. BUT ITS TRUE.

WELL SINCE I ONLY HAVE 2 BIGGEST ENEMY FOR NOW, YG LAEN2 TAKAT GADO BESA2 TUH I DNT REALLY MIND. X SMP ANGGAP ENEMY POWN. BUT THIS TWO PERSON (IHSAN ISMIE AND AFFIE MUSTAFFA) BOTH IS MY BIGGEST ENEMY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. I HATE EM FUCKIN MUCH. SINCE MEMEY ALREADY TOLD THT SHE N AFFIE KNEW NTG BOUT MY FAKE PROFILE. N MEMEY ALREADY TOLD ME EVERYTHING ABOUT LAST TIME. OUR FOUGHT AND ALL. SHE WANTS TO MAKE PEACE WITH ME. SHE WANTS, LET BYGONE BE BYGONE. AND SHE WISHED ME HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH FAIZ. KINDA SWEET OF HER. SO I DH PEACE NGN MEMEY BUT NEVER WITH AFFIE. BG I MMG I XDAK MASALAH NGN MEMEY AND OTHERS YG CUBA BACKING AFFIE TUH. YG LAEN2 I COOL JAH BUT WITH AFFIE AND IHSAN, HELL NO! AFTER A LONG CHAT WITH MEMEY, SO I GUESS I KNOW WHO DID THIS =)


LETS GO BACK TO MY FAKE PROFILE. I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANKS TO ALL MY FRIEND WHO BEING CONCERN ABOUT IT. THEY PM ME N CALL ME BOUT IT. ITS NICE TO HAVE A GOOD FRIEND LIKE Y'ALL. I APPRECIATED IT SO MUCH.

some of the private msg regarding my fake profile.

"weh anis..hg taw x ada owg wat akaun palsu boh nma hg?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001834959708&v=wall
aku dok search2 td,ternampak..so nk gtaw..kalo dh taw xpala..hehehe..:-)"



N THEN AS SOON AS I CHECK OUT BOUT THAT GOD DAMN PROFILE. WITHOUT HESITATION, I CALL SURUHANJAYA KOMUNIKASI PULAU PINANG, 042269058 N REPORT TO EM BOUT THIS. SINCE I KNOW THE PERSON IN CHARGE AT S.K.P.P (WHICH WAS MY MOM FRIEND) SHE MAKE JOKE WITH ME SAYING THT IM SO PRETTY AND PEOPLE JEALOUS AT ME. SO FUNNY HAAAA AUNTIE. SHE ASK ME TO COME TO THE OFFICE AND REPORT IT FORMALLY ON THURSDAY. COZ WEDNESDAY IS A PUBLIC HOLIDAY.

SO WHEN I GOT BACK HOME, I POST THIS ON MY FACEBOOK WALL,


ATTENTION FACE-BOOKERS! WELL HATERS IS A CONFUSED ADMIRER ACTLY. IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS ADMIRE ME LIKE ALOT. HAHHA ITS FUNNY THO. I NEED A FAVOR HERE!
CLICK TO THIS LINK BELOW (PROFILE), SCROLL DOWN UNTIL END OF THE PROFILE PAGE, CLICK "Report/Block this Person", CHOOSE "Fake profile" AND THEN CHOOSE "Impersonating me or someone I know" AND TYPE IN MY NAME, Norhazatul Anis Bt Norzalee. AND LASTLY PRESS SUBMIT. THANKS

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001834959708&ref=mf


I RECEIVE LOTSA RESPONSE FROM MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS. THEY BEEN CURSING THE ONE WHO DID THIS. THANX A LOT GUYS 4 HELPING ME REPORTED THT FUCKIN FAKE PROFILE. ALL OF EM KNOW IT WASN'T MY PROFILE. LIKE COME ON MAN, IM NOT THAT KIND OF ATTENTION SEEKER TO DO THAT.

SO THE NEXT DAY, AFTER HAD RAYA HAJI LUNCH WITH MY BOYFIE, WE BOTH WENT TO POLICE STATION TO MAKE A REPORT ON IT. SINCE I KNOW THE FEMALE POLICE OFFICER, COZ LAST TIME I MADE A REPORT REGARDING SNATCH THEFT. HAAAA LA I PENAH KNA RAGUT HP X SMP SBULAN PKAI HP TUH. NK SHOW OFF SGT HP TUH BWK P JOGGING. KN DH KNA RAGUT. HAHA. OKE BACK TO THE POLICE STATION, SHE SAID I LOOK FATTER NOW. THANK YOU MADAM! =.= HAHA N THEN SHE SAID IN FEW HOURS THAT ACCOUNT WILL BE TERMINATED. BUT IF I WANT TO KNOW WHOSE THE CULPRIT AND IF I WANT TO SUE EM, IT TAKES TIME. I SAID ITS OKAY I CAN WAIT =)) OH SURAT REPORT ADA KT BF I! DIA TAW IM GOING TO POST IT ON FB BUT HE TAK BG. HE SAID BIAQ ORG TUH MELEBIH LEBIH ON THT FAKE PROFILE. BIAQ DIA TAKTAW I DH REPORT POLICE. YEAH ALL MY FRIEND WANNA KNOW WHO DID THAT TO ME. THEY SUPPORT ME AND SIAP OFFER LAWYER BAPAK DIORG LGI. ADA YG NK TLG HACK! ADA YG NK CR KN IP ADRESS. PERGH! SUMPAH TOUCHING GILA WEY. HAHHA SYG U ALL LAH! MCM NI LAH KWN XD

again my status in fb~


dear haters, i know u are actually fans in disguise. jealousy is a terrible disease. may god bless your heart and r.i.p HAHHA XD loser much? i know~

** i tell u tht person mmg stupid. he dnt know wht i capable to do. seriously he/she messing with the wrong girl!



N MLM TUH LPS DH PUAS BLK BERAYA, I POWN ON FB NK CR PSAI NGN FAKE PROFILE TUH. PSAI DIA ADA POST GELI GELIMAT PUNYA STATUS. ME N MY FRIEND GO MAKI AT THE PAGE. SKALI BUKAK2 LINK TGK DH XDAK PROFILE TUH. LERR ESOK BR NK BWK WARTAWAN P S.K.P.P! ISH LA DH KNA TERMINATED RUPANYA PROFILE TUH. TP X SURE SAPA YG TERMINATE. POLICE OR FACEBOOK? NOT SO SURE! TP X KSAH SAPA2 JNJI FAKE PROFILE TUH DH KNA TUTUP! THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO HELP ME! JASA MU DI KENANG! SEE ME N MY FRIENDS OKE JAH. I X BODOH TIBA2 NK GADOH NGN ORG TANPA SEBAB LAH! I XKSAH LAH HG WHORE KA USTAZ KA, KLAW HGX KCAW HDUP AKU N TAK CR PSAL, IM OKE JAH WITH U. BUT WHEN U GV ME SHIT, I BALAS U CIRIT LAH! SO JGN CUCUK SARANG TEBUAN KLAW XMAW KNA SENGAT =)


ni salah satu kwn i yg mengamok. my dear roommate. dia mrh btoi wey kat org ni smp snap pic n upload at my page. thnx beb!



SUMPAH AKU CKP SAPA YG BUAT FAKE PROFILE NIH BODOH TOLOL! MMG MESSING WITH THE WRONG GURL LAH WEY! HAHHA U R RUINING UR OWN LIFE LAH! TAK LMA LGI AKU DPT TAHU SAPA. ACTLY MMG DH TAW POWN CUMA NK HARD PROOF JAHH. DPT TAW SAPA BUAT NI MMG MKN X HBS LAH WEY! HAHHA SIAP WEY SIAP! TGGU JAH OKE. TOKSAH LARI MNA LAAA. HG MST DOK KETAQ PALA NOW KN? BOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

ACTUALLY I FUCKIN KNEW WHO DID THIS. MMG FUCKIN SURE ITS HIM WHO DID THIS. ME N MY BF'S FUCKIN ENEMY. WELL SINCE HG STILL TAK PUAS HATI KT KAMI, DOK MENGATA LGI N MENGUTUK KAMI KT PAGE HG, WEY EVEN HG BLOCK KAMI MCM MNA POWN, KAMI STIL TAW LA. PLS LA. HG BLOCK N REMOVE KWN2 KAMI MCM MNA SKALIPOWN, WE STILL KNOW =) N I HV A FUCKIN PROVES.


EXAMPLE NYA:

Ihsan Ismie hahaha..maknenye, ade org akan mati di tangan aku..tak pun muka yg dah macam dicurah asid akan disimbah asid lagi. ataupun badan yg tegap aku mampu lunyai2kan.

November 4 at 12:35am · LikeUnlike


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ADA HATI NK LUNYAI BF AKU? WEY CERMIN SKET BDN HG TUH. TAKOT NNT HG PLAK KNA LUNYAI! BAHHAHHA SKALI FAIZ TUMBUK HG, PECAH KOT MUKA HG TUH.

N FYI, AKU X STALK HG POWN. KWN2 HG JUGAK YG INBOX AKU MENDA NI. LALALALA~ HG IGT MMBER2 HG SUMA SKA HG SGT KA? AT LEAST KLAW DPA X SKA AKU POWN, AKU TAW. N I HV NTG TO WORRY. TP HG? KESIANNNN. THEY JUST PRETENDING WEY. EVEN LOTSA OF UR OLD FRIEND BGTAW HG NI DR KECIK MMG XDAK KWN! HAHHA KESIAN DOWHH. *EH PAHAL AKU TERCKP KL NI?* HAHHA

YA LAH MENTAL DISORDER MCM HG MNA DA ORG NK KWN. NGN POMPUAN POWN NK GADOH. AKU TAK PKSA DPA CERITA PSAI HG TP DPA NGN RELA HATI BGTAW PSAI DPA GADOH NGN HG. ZMN SKOLAH PUNYA POWN DPA CRETA KT AKU WEY! HAHHA HG NI MMG XDAK TELOQ NOH? NGN LAKI POWN RAMAI JAH HG GADOH. LA NI RMAI KN X CKP NGN HG? DO U NOTICE WHY? BCOZ U R FUCKIN CRAZY PPL! DH LA SKA GADOH NGN ORG PASTU DOK MAEN HASUT2. PLS LAH WEY. I DNT HV TO DO THT. I HV LOTSA FRIENDS U KNOW! KESIAN HG KN.

NK BAJET PLAYER MCM HANDSOME. LOL. P MMPUIH LA WEY. AKU SIKIT POWN X HERAN LORRHHH HG NK KUTOK AKU NGN FAIZ! KAMI TAK MATI POWN N X KEBULOQ POWN KT ANG. AKU TERAMAT LEGA FAIZ XKWN DH DGN HG. PRANGAI HARAM MCM ANG X LYAK DPT KWN POWN. HARI TUH KATA FAIZ GOOD FRIEND OF YOURS, AT THE SAME TIME U BACK STAB HIM? NAISHHHH LAH WEY. HAHHA KAMI DH TAW SUMA CERITA LAH! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

PLAN HG X MENJADI POWN. IM SO FUCKIN HAPPY WITH MY MAN N HE'S HAPPY WITH HIS GURL. TENSION TAK BURUK2 AKU FAIZ SYG GILA KT AKU? HANG TUH SMP MATI XKN DPT TRUE LOVE DGN PRANGAI HG YG PERVERT N KAKI BETINA TUH!POMPUAN POWN TAKAT NK MAEN2 JAH NGN HG! TAKAT NK ANGKUT P CLUB AND PRABEIH DUET HG YG HUTANG KELILING TUH BOLEY LA. SWEET TALK MCM HG BERLAMBAK WEY!

OH I FOUND THIS IN MY BF'S FB'S INBOX. CEYY DOK BUAT PADU KONON NK KATA AKU DPN2 BF AKU. PERGHHHH~


November 10 at 2:52pm Report

Hahahahahaha..dia nk bg duit kat aku bg dia raba aku pun xmau..ntah2 kat ctu pn ada jerawat..hahahahha

November 10 at 2:56pm Report

"Chikaro" tu dh free sgt kowt..final exam dh habis la katakan..hahahahaha

November 10 at 3:01pm Report

Hahahaha.. Tergelak dan terkilan bila memikirkan kesaikoan pelajar2 IPTA skrg ni..mgkn terlampau pressure study sgt kowt..kena suruh kem. Pelajaran revise blk syllabus niih..hahahaha

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NIH HG DOK THREATEN AKU MCM2 SGT NAA. XPA JGN OVER WEY. BUKTI SUMA ADA KT TGN. JGN SMP AKU AMEK TINDAKAN. RMAI GILA KOT TAK PUAIH HATI KT ANG. MAW RILEK WEY. NNT DH KNA BARU HG ADA AKAI. DOK BUAT KUAT SGT KAN? TAKAT NK KTA2 KT FB PA JADDAH X PYH LA! MCM PEREMPUAN! HAAA MCM AKU NIH DOK KTA2 KT FB N BLOG. BILA HG DIAM AKU DIAM. BILA HG START BLK AKU X STOP. NIH AKU DOK KTA MCM2 KT HG MMG SJA NK BG HG BC. KIRA AKU NIH BKN BALING BATU SOROK TGN NOHH. AKU TULIS NI SATU DUNIA LEY BC BLOG AKU! SO SILA LAH BC N GET THE POINT! DNT EVER THINKING OF MESSING WITH ME DICKHEAD! U NEVER KNOW WHAT I CAN DO.. JUST DONT PUSH ME =)


oke lah i nk stop kt sni. my final exam lgi bpa hari jah ni. i blom final exam daaaa. kwn2 dia n kwn2 i pesan, org gila jgn layan. nnt x psai i yg gila. hahha gila2 xpa. gila mental xmaw. like him! screw n wayar apa ntah tercabot. oke bye bloggers!


p/s: this is for you manwhore! go fuck ur self! twice!

11 comments:

belle said...

he just show you how awesome-ness you are..

ANIS, NAK SAIN !!!!! muahahaha

Puteri Nurul said...

woah... org besar upenye anis ni... hehhehe... becareful je la ek... :)

leave barking dogs bark.. lme2 kne tmbak gak tuh... smile...

MiSs aNySs said...

belle-hahha awesome lah sgt. he is just a stupid pathetic man who just deserve to fuck HIV whore. amboi meh sni nk sainnnnnnnnnn byk2! LOL

pu3-yeah im gonna post about he crazyness 4 this tym only. hope he get the point and shut the fuck up! eh u i tak besar la. i tecik ja. kurus. BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

nenek™ said...

pas ni berhati2 tau.. awat laki tu busuk ati ngat haih kat anis.. mmg xdak teloq la bt camtu.. xpa naa..fokus exm dulu..pas hbs exm kita pakat2 kutuk lagi..jgn lupa ajak cek..gud luck dear..

MiSs aNySs said...

nenek-hehhe tu laaa. dia jealous kot dia x pdt kebahgian mcm me n faiz. mmg dia jnis xdak teloq. suma org taw. bpa byk pompuan n laki dia dh gadoh.thx u. nnt kita gossip sesama! hehehe

enyheartsdiamond said...

sayang.. im so sorry.. i tak de time tu.. tak on9 pun :(

MiSs aNySs said...

ernie syg-its oke babe. its gone =)

jes said...

he is an asshole! he thinks hes a super model but actually botak. call people a whore but di*ck like what. what to do family genes like that hahaha hutang bank but acting like big shot. i hope he dies too dear ;)

MiSs aNySs said...

r u sure he got hutang or not? he said he buy his bike cash! rolfff! hahahahahah go die la him crazy fella. dickhead! but me n my bf call him pussy while my bf thinks he's gay XD

Anonymous said...

Ash Wei Zhong:

dh macam artis la plak u ni? apa sal tk offer i jd PA or body guard? lau tk selamat ar skit

MiSs aNySs said...

amboi perliiiiiiiiiiiii!!