fort cornwallis~

omg after 19years it was the 1st time i went to fort cornwallis.

ni salah satu markas perang kt penang dlu. zaman francis light i guess.

for more info tlg google sdn. bhd. okay.

went there with nabila.

nk masok sni rm2 each. for adult. kids rm1. its freakin hot n we sweat like pig

actually ntg much but not bad la. ada tinggalan arkeologi and meriam2 zmn dlu. plus prison

xmaw ckp byk, tgk gmbq k

THIS MADE MY friDAY =)

this is from my notes at fb. i post it on friday night.

tgh dok syiok2 lyn video kt youtube (bkn redtube).............

tiba2 hp vibrate. td br jah cl faiz tya awat tak msg.

mcm pelik gak aa dia x msg. slalu dia yg kalot.

faiz kta xdak credit. so fine la i pown smbung on9.

so igt faiz yg text tuh. tp bkn. its daus (my fuckin cousin) hahha

i tot dia nk tya bila nk dtg kl (his hse) nk ajaq dia math for spm. (pertanyaan buat kali ke 666)

but bkn soklan tuh dia tya. but his message sounds like this:

Anis, shah ckp byk2 gadis kt taman wira, awat faiz pilih hg.

dia bkn nk hina lah

*shah is my brother. dia ada kt umah daus*

i gelak berguling! like omg psepa dh 4thn hr ni br nk tya en? hahha gila btoi dpa ni. pastu i reply:

HAHAAHAHHAHAHAH apa mslh dia? sbb aku naish and shempoi hahha

then dpa reply:

bukan nk hina lah tapi apa shah ckp tu betul lah. jangan terguris.

Anis, shah dok ejek hg pendek, muka berjerawat ahhaahhahaah

again im laughing my ass off! hahhaahah keraih perot aku. celaka btoi dpa ni.

jujur nk mmpoih. pastu i reply.

kuajiaqqqq! Hahahaahahahahah hmpa mmg babi!

aku jumpa hampa sekoq2 aku bakaq smp abu!

Hahahahahaahhaahah

i know dpa dok sronok make fun of me. setan gila prangai hahha n then hp i vibrate lgi, they rep:

shah kata dia nak sms faiz. mana taw lepastu dia baru realise yg dia

couple dgn ugly betty shorty jogangty aunty hahahahahhhahaahah

HAHAHAAHAHAHAH kali ni coffee yg aku minum hmpir tersemboq kuaq. aku gelak smp nk terkencing! haram jaddah dpa ni.jujur sgt aihh hina aku, mmg nk mmpoih dh! hahahahaah siap bg nma smpingan tuh tak tahan

so i pown reply lah.

HAAHAHAHAHAHAH dasar perosak rumah tangga orang! ni jgn begitu la. awat shah hg maw kt faiz ka? oh no kna berebut dgn adek sndri!

n thier turn:

shah kata dia tgh mengkaji kenapa rumah tangga zmn skg selalu goyah. dia tgk hg ngn faiz xdak chemistry. jd dia nasihat khwen lah dr. fadhilah kamsar.

HAHHA mcm haram dpa nih. soh aku kawen org tua. bkn takat laki org. atok org kot. hahha xdak chemistry? duhh kami lah psgn plg retard kt dunia! plg secocok oke! prangai dua2 mcm haram x dak chemistry lgi ka? hahha jealous hbaq jealous!

n i rep:

gila apa dia tuh laki org. dh tua. xmaw2. bg lah kt kak nor. naish

*kak nor tuh nma glamour nenek aku* hahha

haaaa dpa dh x rep. sja btoi dok sakat aku. hina aku stai dep2. hahha rndu lah kt hmpa dua setan oii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thnx 4 texting me eventho so annoying n irratating! and yet funny! thnx 4 made my day! =))))

crush at at some1 or falling in love is the best thing ever!

oke i repeat again.

crush at at some1 or falling in love is the best thing ever!

whose with me?

pls pls agree pls!

best kn klaw kita jatoh cinta kt seseorang?

rs mcm dunia ni kita yg punya kn kn!

okey i bkn jnis jiwang2 but nobody wants to be lonely lah!

tp klaw org tuh x ska kt kita mcm mna?

hurrmmmmmmm yeah surely its gonna hurt like hell kn.

one sided love tak best!

but idk. n im not sure.

pls say u love me too =(

oh goshhhhhhhhhhh i cnt help this feeling!

thanks to YOU for make me feel this way

u make me smile and laugh n care

bcoz of YOU

im in LOVE =)

p/s: accidentally in love

RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN!

halow people! 1st of all, this entry i got it from my les partner blog, dahlia. hehhe sorry taw i take this from u. i think this is so fuckin interesting! so sja nk try! hehe. btw thanks babe.

i really wanna know how much ive been screwing up my teenage life. imma spoiled gurl. so let check this out. hahha. *cant wait* LOL

[/] Kissed someone before dating

[/] Gotten a phone taken away at school

[/] Gotten caught chewing gum

[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test

Total so far: 3

[/] Arrived late to class more than 5 times

[/] Didn't do homework over 5 times

[/] Turned at least 2 projects in late

[/] Missed school just because you didn't feel like going

[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class

Total so far: 7

[/] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school

[/] Text people during class

[/] Passed notes

[/] Threw stuff across the room

[/] Laughed at the teacher

Total so far:12

[/] Took pictures during school hours

[/] Called someone during school hours

[/] Listened to iPod,CD,etc during school hours

Total so far: 15

[ ] Threw something at the teacher

[/] Went outside the classroom without permission

[/] Broke the dress code

[ ] Failed a class-progress report

[/] Ate food during class

Total so far:18

[/] Gotten a call from school

[/] Been called the worst student

[ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly

[/] Didn't take your stuff to school

[ ] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking

Total so far:21

[/] Faked your parents signature

[/] Slept in class

[/] Cursed at your teacher behind their back

[/] Copied homework

[/] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal

[ ] Thrown food in the lunch room

Total so far: 26

Multiply by 3

Post as "i screwed up_ _% of my teenage life."

How much of your teenage life have you screwed up.

OMG I SCREWED UP 78% OF MY TEENAGE LIFE! HAHHA BAD BAD GURL~!

my so-called-fake-profile!

HEY PEEPS!

KNOW WHAT. SOMEBODY STUPID MADE A FAKE OF MINE AT FACEBOOK.

employers: padding prostitute.

im a cock addict.i love to blowjob so any guy is horny,pls let me suck it dry.pls fuck me hard too.

EEEEUUUUWWWWW SUMPAH HG BODOH! FUCK APA NYA AKU VIRGIN LAH SIAL!

and and siap ada link blog i nih kt website tuh. nmpk sgt ang dok stalk aku! hahha sumpah lawak la! nk autograph tak? biasa lah u guys. i kan ARTIS. PEMINAT i lah you. LMAO!

OBVIOUSLY ITS MY BIGGEST ENEMY WHO DID THAT. BCOZ THE NIGHT THE FAKE PROFILE WAS TERMINATED. MY SECOND BIGGEST ENEMY'S BFF (MEMEY) CALL ASKING ME BOUT MY FAKE PROFILE COZ SHE KNEW IT FROM ZAZA AND MEMEY SAID THEY (MEMEY AND AFFIE) BOTH KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE FAKE PROFILE OF MINE. TIBA2 JAH CALL NTAH MNA DPT NUMBER I. SUDDENLY MEMEY CAME N CONFESS THEY KNOW NTG ABOUT IT SINCE AFFIE ALSO HAD A FAKE PROFILE. THTS WEIRD HAAA? SO I ASK EM TO REPORT ALSO LAH PSAL FAKE PROFILE AFFIE TUH. BUT SOKAY COZ I NEVER ACCUSE AFFIE BCOZ I DNT THINK ITS AFFIE WHO DID THT. HER ENGLISH SUX. REALLY2 BAD. SHE DNT EVEN CAN SPEAK N SPELL CORRECTLY. BKN I NK MENGUTUK. BUT ITS TRUE.

WELL SINCE I ONLY HAVE 2 BIGGEST ENEMY FOR NOW, YG LAEN2 TAKAT GADO BESA2 TUH I DNT REALLY MIND. X SMP ANGGAP ENEMY POWN. BUT THIS TWO PERSON (IHSAN ISMIE AND AFFIE MUSTAFFA) BOTH IS MY BIGGEST ENEMY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. I HATE EM FUCKIN MUCH. SINCE MEMEY ALREADY TOLD THT SHE N AFFIE KNEW NTG BOUT MY FAKE PROFILE. N MEMEY ALREADY TOLD ME EVERYTHING ABOUT LAST TIME. OUR FOUGHT AND ALL. SHE WANTS TO MAKE PEACE WITH ME. SHE WANTS, LET BYGONE BE BYGONE. AND SHE WISHED ME HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH FAIZ. KINDA SWEET OF HER. SO I DH PEACE NGN MEMEY BUT NEVER WITH AFFIE. BG I MMG I XDAK MASALAH NGN MEMEY AND OTHERS YG CUBA BACKING AFFIE TUH. YG LAEN2 I COOL JAH BUT WITH AFFIE AND IHSAN, HELL NO! AFTER A LONG CHAT WITH MEMEY, SO I GUESS I KNOW WHO DID THIS =)

LETS GO BACK TO MY FAKE PROFILE. I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANKS TO ALL MY FRIEND WHO BEING CONCERN ABOUT IT. THEY PM ME N CALL ME BOUT IT. ITS NICE TO HAVE A GOOD FRIEND LIKE Y'ALL. I APPRECIATED IT SO MUCH.

some of the private msg regarding my fake profile.

"weh anis..hg taw x ada owg wat akaun palsu boh nma hg?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001834959708&v=wall
aku dok search2 td,ternampak..so nk gtaw..kalo dh taw xpala..hehehe..:-)"

"anis! on fb chat.urgent!!!! http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001834959708"

N THEN AS SOON AS I CHECK OUT BOUT THAT GOD DAMN PROFILE. WITHOUT HESITATION, I CALL SURUHANJAYA KOMUNIKASI PULAU PINANG, 042269058 N REPORT TO EM BOUT THIS. SINCE I KNOW THE PERSON IN CHARGE AT S.K.P.P (WHICH WAS MY MOM FRIEND) SHE MAKE JOKE WITH ME SAYING THT IM SO PRETTY AND PEOPLE JEALOUS AT ME. SO FUNNY HAAAA AUNTIE. SHE ASK ME TO COME TO THE OFFICE AND REPORT IT FORMALLY ON THURSDAY. COZ WEDNESDAY IS A PUBLIC HOLIDAY.

SO WHEN I GOT BACK HOME, I POST THIS ON MY FACEBOOK WALL,

ATTENTION FACE-BOOKERS! WELL HATERS IS A CONFUSED ADMIRER ACTLY. IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS ADMIRE ME LIKE ALOT. HAHHA ITS FUNNY THO. I NEED A FAVOR HERE!
CLICK TO THIS LINK BELOW (PROFILE), SCROLL DOWN UNTIL END OF THE PROFILE PAGE, CLICK "Report/Block this Person", CHOOSE "Fake profile" AND THEN CHOOSE "Impersonating me or someone I know" AND TYPE IN MY NAME, Norhazatul Anis Bt Norzalee. AND LASTLY PRESS SUBMIT. THANKS

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001834959708&ref=mf

I RECEIVE LOTSA RESPONSE FROM MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS. THEY BEEN CURSING THE ONE WHO DID THIS. THANX A LOT GUYS 4 HELPING ME REPORTED THT FUCKIN FAKE PROFILE. ALL OF EM KNOW IT WASN'T MY PROFILE. LIKE COME ON MAN, IM NOT THAT KIND OF ATTENTION SEEKER TO DO THAT.

SO THE NEXT DAY, AFTER HAD RAYA HAJI LUNCH WITH MY BOYFIE, WE BOTH WENT TO POLICE STATION TO MAKE A REPORT ON IT. SINCE I KNOW THE FEMALE POLICE OFFICER, COZ LAST TIME I MADE A REPORT REGARDING SNATCH THEFT. HAAAA LA I PENAH KNA RAGUT HP X SMP SBULAN PKAI HP TUH. NK SHOW OFF SGT HP TUH BWK P JOGGING. KN DH KNA RAGUT. HAHA. OKE BACK TO THE POLICE STATION, SHE SAID I LOOK FATTER NOW. THANK YOU MADAM! =.= HAHA N THEN SHE SAID IN FEW HOURS THAT ACCOUNT WILL BE TERMINATED. BUT IF I WANT TO KNOW WHOSE THE CULPRIT AND IF I WANT TO SUE EM, IT TAKES TIME. I SAID ITS OKAY I CAN WAIT =)) OH SURAT REPORT ADA KT BF I! DIA TAW IM GOING TO POST IT ON FB BUT HE TAK BG. HE SAID BIAQ ORG TUH MELEBIH LEBIH ON THT FAKE PROFILE. BIAQ DIA TAKTAW I DH REPORT POLICE. YEAH ALL MY FRIEND WANNA KNOW WHO DID THAT TO ME. THEY SUPPORT ME AND SIAP OFFER LAWYER BAPAK DIORG LGI. ADA YG NK TLG HACK! ADA YG NK CR KN IP ADRESS. PERGH! SUMPAH TOUCHING GILA WEY. HAHHA SYG U ALL LAH! MCM NI LAH KWN XD

again my status in fb~

dear haters, i know u are actually fans in disguise. jealousy is a terrible disease. may god bless your heart and r.i.p HAHHA XD loser much? i know~

** i tell u tht person mmg stupid. he dnt know wht i capable to do. seriously he/she messing with the wrong girl!

N MLM TUH LPS DH PUAS BLK BERAYA, I POWN ON FB NK CR PSAI NGN FAKE PROFILE TUH. PSAI DIA ADA POST GELI GELIMAT PUNYA STATUS. ME N MY FRIEND GO MAKI AT THE PAGE. SKALI BUKAK2 LINK TGK DH XDAK PROFILE TUH. LERR ESOK BR NK BWK WARTAWAN P S.K.P.P! ISH LA DH KNA TERMINATED RUPANYA PROFILE TUH. TP X SURE SAPA YG TERMINATE. POLICE OR FACEBOOK? NOT SO SURE! TP X KSAH SAPA2 JNJI FAKE PROFILE TUH DH KNA TUTUP! THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO HELP ME! JASA MU DI KENANG! SEE ME N MY FRIENDS OKE JAH. I X BODOH TIBA2 NK GADOH NGN ORG TANPA SEBAB LAH! I XKSAH LAH HG WHORE KA USTAZ KA, KLAW HGX KCAW HDUP AKU N TAK CR PSAL, IM OKE JAH WITH U. BUT WHEN U GV ME SHIT, I BALAS U CIRIT LAH! SO JGN CUCUK SARANG TEBUAN KLAW XMAW KNA SENGAT =)

ni salah satu kwn i yg mengamok. my dear roommate. dia mrh btoi wey kat org ni smp snap pic n upload at my page. thnx beb!

SUMPAH AKU CKP SAPA YG BUAT FAKE PROFILE NIH BODOH TOLOL! MMG MESSING WITH THE WRONG GURL LAH WEY! HAHHA U R RUINING UR OWN LIFE LAH! TAK LMA LGI AKU DPT TAHU SAPA. ACTLY MMG DH TAW POWN CUMA NK HARD PROOF JAHH. DPT TAW SAPA BUAT NI MMG MKN X HBS LAH WEY! HAHHA SIAP WEY SIAP! TGGU JAH OKE. TOKSAH LARI MNA LAAA. HG MST DOK KETAQ PALA NOW KN? BOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

ACTUALLY I FUCKIN KNEW WHO DID THIS. MMG FUCKIN SURE ITS HIM WHO DID THIS. ME N MY BF'S FUCKIN ENEMY. WELL SINCE HG STILL TAK PUAS HATI KT KAMI, DOK MENGATA LGI N MENGUTUK KAMI KT PAGE HG, WEY EVEN HG BLOCK KAMI MCM MNA POWN, KAMI STIL TAW LA. PLS LA. HG BLOCK N REMOVE KWN2 KAMI MCM MNA SKALIPOWN, WE STILL KNOW =) N I HV A FUCKIN PROVES.

EXAMPLE NYA:

Ihsan Ismie hahaha..maknenye, ade org akan mati di tangan aku..tak pun muka yg dah macam dicurah asid akan disimbah asid lagi. ataupun badan yg tegap aku mampu lunyai2kan.

November 4 at 12:35am · LikeUnlike

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ADA HATI NK LUNYAI BF AKU? WEY CERMIN SKET BDN HG TUH. TAKOT NNT HG PLAK KNA LUNYAI! BAHHAHHA SKALI FAIZ TUMBUK HG, PECAH KOT MUKA HG TUH.

N FYI, AKU X STALK HG POWN. KWN2 HG JUGAK YG INBOX AKU MENDA NI. LALALALA~ HG IGT MMBER2 HG SUMA SKA HG SGT KA? AT LEAST KLAW DPA X SKA AKU POWN, AKU TAW. N I HV NTG TO WORRY. TP HG? KESIANNNN. THEY JUST PRETENDING WEY. EVEN LOTSA OF UR OLD FRIEND BGTAW HG NI DR KECIK MMG XDAK KWN! HAHHA KESIAN DOWHH. *EH PAHAL AKU TERCKP KL NI?* HAHHA

YA LAH MENTAL DISORDER MCM HG MNA DA ORG NK KWN. NGN POMPUAN POWN NK GADOH. AKU TAK PKSA DPA CERITA PSAI HG TP DPA NGN RELA HATI BGTAW PSAI DPA GADOH NGN HG. ZMN SKOLAH PUNYA POWN DPA CRETA KT AKU WEY! HAHHA HG NI MMG XDAK TELOQ NOH? NGN LAKI POWN RAMAI JAH HG GADOH. LA NI RMAI KN X CKP NGN HG? DO U NOTICE WHY? BCOZ U R FUCKIN CRAZY PPL! DH LA SKA GADOH NGN ORG PASTU DOK MAEN HASUT2. PLS LAH WEY. I DNT HV TO DO THT. I HV LOTSA FRIENDS U KNOW! KESIAN HG KN.

NK BAJET PLAYER MCM HANDSOME. LOL. P MMPUIH LA WEY. AKU SIKIT POWN X HERAN LORRHHH HG NK KUTOK AKU NGN FAIZ! KAMI TAK MATI POWN N X KEBULOQ POWN KT ANG. AKU TERAMAT LEGA FAIZ XKWN DH DGN HG. PRANGAI HARAM MCM ANG X LYAK DPT KWN POWN. HARI TUH KATA FAIZ GOOD FRIEND OF YOURS, AT THE SAME TIME U BACK STAB HIM? NAISHHHH LAH WEY. HAHHA KAMI DH TAW SUMA CERITA LAH! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

PLAN HG X MENJADI POWN. IM SO FUCKIN HAPPY WITH MY MAN N HE'S HAPPY WITH HIS GURL. TENSION TAK BURUK2 AKU FAIZ SYG GILA KT AKU? HANG TUH SMP MATI XKN DPT TRUE LOVE DGN PRANGAI HG YG PERVERT N KAKI BETINA TUH!POMPUAN POWN TAKAT NK MAEN2 JAH NGN HG! TAKAT NK ANGKUT P CLUB AND PRABEIH DUET HG YG HUTANG KELILING TUH BOLEY LA. SWEET TALK MCM HG BERLAMBAK WEY!

OH I FOUND THIS IN MY BF'S FB'S INBOX. CEYY DOK BUAT PADU KONON NK KATA AKU DPN2 BF AKU. PERGHHHH~

November 10 at 2:52pm Report

Hahahahahaha..dia nk bg duit kat aku bg dia raba aku pun xmau..ntah2 kat ctu pn ada jerawat..hahahahha

November 10 at 2:56pm Report

"Chikaro" tu dh free sgt kowt..final exam dh habis la katakan..hahahahaha

November 10 at 3:01pm Report

Hahahaha.. Tergelak dan terkilan bila memikirkan kesaikoan pelajar2 IPTA skrg ni..mgkn terlampau pressure study sgt kowt..kena suruh kem. Pelajaran revise blk syllabus niih..hahahaha

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NIH HG DOK THREATEN AKU MCM2 SGT NAA. XPA JGN OVER WEY. BUKTI SUMA ADA KT TGN. JGN SMP AKU AMEK TINDAKAN. RMAI GILA KOT TAK PUAIH HATI KT ANG. MAW RILEK WEY. NNT DH KNA BARU HG ADA AKAI. DOK BUAT KUAT SGT KAN? TAKAT NK KTA2 KT FB PA JADDAH X PYH LA! MCM PEREMPUAN! HAAA MCM AKU NIH DOK KTA2 KT FB N BLOG. BILA HG DIAM AKU DIAM. BILA HG START BLK AKU X STOP. NIH AKU DOK KTA MCM2 KT HG MMG SJA NK BG HG BC. KIRA AKU NIH BKN BALING BATU SOROK TGN NOHH. AKU TULIS NI SATU DUNIA LEY BC BLOG AKU! SO SILA LAH BC N GET THE POINT! DNT EVER THINKING OF MESSING WITH ME DICKHEAD! U NEVER KNOW WHAT I CAN DO.. JUST DONT PUSH ME =)

oke lah i nk stop kt sni. my final exam lgi bpa hari jah ni. i blom final exam daaaa. kwn2 dia n kwn2 i pesan, org gila jgn layan. nnt x psai i yg gila. hahha gila2 xpa. gila mental xmaw. like him! screw n wayar apa ntah tercabot. oke bye bloggers!

p/s: this is for you manwhore! go fuck ur self! twice!