dearest beloved-so-vogue-so-funny mom ;D

happy mothers day mom yg vogue! kakak taw kakak anak yg degei, pemalaih, suka lwn ckp, suka bebai2 and so much more. i aint a good daughter of yours but i will always love u n need u for the rest of my life! sorry 4 everything! u meant a lot me! with love, kakak ♥ ♥ ♥

mom! kakak suka mom msk! sedapppppppp! kakak mmg haram x reti masak! tp mom x bsing pon psai mom kta dlu b4 kawen pon mom haram x reti msk gak! hahahaah. so fair and square lah kn. bila mom x msk kakak suka bsing. kdg mom x larat nk msk. tp kakak suka tarek muka. tp kakak bukannya nk tlg. ish2. jahat kn.

tiap mggu/weekend kakak blk rumah coz kakak rindu semua org dlm rumah esp mom. kdg kakak lmbt blk satu hari pon mom dh msg tya bila nk blk. eventho mom suka berletiaq tp i know its 4 my own good. tp kdg skt telinga n annoying gila taw dak! sora mom nyaring gila kot! skali jerit satu tmn wira dgq! bahahahahaah

kakak suka bebai suka tarek muka suka lwn ckp mom. mom maki blk pastu kakak jwb blk! last kali kakak masuk blik n hempas pintu. pastu dlm blik kakak dok carutss sorang2. berdosa nya kakak!

kita kuat gossip tp among kita2 jahhh! hahha pillow talk n whatsoever. tp sometimes our idea n perception kinda different. last2 we end our conversation by senyappppp dua2 pastu xmaw ckp dh tp esk ckp blk lol

mom n daddy x bg kakak kuaq mlm. mmber2 ramai pi clubbing la lepak la. tp kakak xleh kuaq tp xpa kakak mmg x kn pi clubbing. klaw dpa mai smp 3-4pg pon mom xksah asaikn kakak jgn kuaq. lol

pastu mom kdg lgi terror bab2 fashion n lgi uptodate. maklom lah dlu kakak dok asrama penoh pastu matric pastu hulu sintok so mcm lmbt taw bnda sket. lol. so klaw kita kuaq org slalu igt mom tu kakak bkn nya mak. bangga lah tu knnnn

mom cntek kakak buruk. mom dlu bekas dewi remaja. kakak? xdak bekas apa. muka bekas2 ada la lol merepekkk dh nii

kalaw kakak pkai selekeh2 mst mom mrh. mom ckp mcm bibik lah. bibik elok lgi laa. baju kakak suma size M n S. klaw pkai bju size L mst mom bsing jugak ckp mcm org tgh dok pantang! haha pastu klaw kuaq serabai2 pon mom mrh jugak. padahai kakak nk pi 7e bli slurpee jah pon. dri kecik lgi anak2 mom kna bergaya. slalu masok fashion show la. persembahan la. pastu dlm rumah dh biasa pkai suaq jeans. over kannnnnnnnnnnn

trigt lgi dlu mom beranak kt ekai, msa tu terberanak dlm rumah. nenek kelam kabot cr kaen batik, tp xdak. pastu smbil nenek dok keliting, dia bsing3 tya, "apa mom kau ni smp kaen batek pon xda! slalu kt rumah dia pkai apa?" kakak jwb, "laaa pkai shorts, nite gown, pyjamas mcm tu laaa. awat nekk oii?" HAHAHA

mom anak 8 tp pinggang 27cm. dlu b4 kawen pinggang 23cm. kakak xdak anak lgi tp pinggang 28cm. lpaih beranak agk2 pinggang kakak? haiyooooooooooo!

mom ngn kakak byk persamaan iaitu kita suka guna bad wordsssss hahahhahahaah jrg jumpa mak kuat mencarut knnn lol

mom suka wat lawak. semua org taw mom kuat gelak n suka melawak. anak2 jiran pon taw mom ni loqlaq thts y rumah kita asyik full house hahahahaah

MOM U R LIKE MY BESTFRIEND. EVENTHO WE FIGHT/QUARREL/ARGUE A LOT, BUT WE STIL LOVE EACH OTHER! I ALWAYS NEED U MOM!

HHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH jeez its soooooooooooooooo funnayh! i cnt stop laughing! i saw this note with a title 25 Jenis Perempuan Yang Lelaki Menyampah @ facebook coz sum1 being tag by it so i open it n read it while HAHAAHAHAHAHAH all along. the guy who wrote this must be hating girls. i mean GAY! haha. thts not a problem 4 me. its just sheesh i tot guys like manja2 n gedik2 gurl who always come out with, "hye boowat apew tue? dh mamam kew? kiter tak shuker la tak bolew tidow........." OMG BLESS UR HEART HONEY! hahahahaahah so bca lah kt bwh ni. i ckup terasa hat num 1 tu. damn! tp yg laen dak coz im not LOL. ya knew it =)

1. Berambut perang..tak pun rambut kaler merah highlight sikit-sikit budget Avril

2. Kau pintal-pintal rambut kat public dengan lidah terjelir-jelir..kau nak jadi pornstar eh?

3. Snap gambar dari atas, buat duck face & kau upload kat Facebook..geli doh tengok..kalau 1 album nama kau, dalam tu semua muka itik kau. Muka penuh depan kamera..semuat-muat frame..bodoh

4. Kau rasa comel bila kau type message 'ewww..jum lepak..busyan lorh...umah tadew orang..pakwe gie maen futsal pulark..busyan busyan! T__T' macam shit kau tahu tak

5. Kau kerek bila kau makan kat fastfood ngan member-member kau..kau snap gamba sana-sini macam tempat tu tak de orang..annoying taek!

6. Kau pakai baju nampak lurah tetek kau pegi jalan-jalan kat bandar..kau seronok lah abang misai pandang pastu tulis kat facebook 'nyampah nyew adew abang misai usya-usya kitew..tark syukew tark syukew larh' Perosak bahasa sial.

7. Annoying doh tengok kau peluk laki or balak kau dekat public or shopping complex..kalau sangap sangat g rumah tumpangan RM30/nett

8. Kau pakai tudung tapi kau pakai jeans yang abang misai dari jauh boleh nampak shape bontot kau yang jatuh tu..lagi-lagi kalau lepas duduk, terselit 'celapong' (celah ponggong a.k.a pungkoq)

9. Macam shit bila kau tulis kat facebook yang kau tengah tension, tengah sakit perut, tengah happy..weh..asal time berak kau tak tulis sekali 'kitew tengah berak..syuke syuke ^__^'

10. Kau saje ubah-ubah relationship status kat facebook..kononnye kau ni macam best kejap Single, kejap in relation, kejap open..asal kau tak bubuh 'I am Lesbian'

11. Nyampah tahu tak kalau kau tak reti bawak barang shopping sendiri..padahal 2 3 plastik je..tu pun nak suruh balak kau..balak kau nyampah ok..bukan suka pun

12. Sikit-sikit kau ngadu kat member-member kau yang kau ada stalker kat kelas, kat office..konon kau tak tahu nak buat ape..ape doh perangai kau

13. Kau bisik-bisik ngan member kau yang duduk semeja..padahal dekat meja tu tengah lepak 4 5 orang

15. Bila kau lepak ngan member yang hot stuff, hensem-hensem, kool, kau tak pulak nak tegur member kau yang pakai tudung serabai plus muka berminyak 'she's not my friends..please lah'

16. Kau tenung-tenung mamat yang cam kool supaya mamat cam kool tu perasan kewujudan kau sambil buat muka tahi

17. Kau order makanan itu ini sebab gambar dekat menu cantik..tapi bila makan 3 4 sudu kau cakap tak sedap..lepas tu tak habis..lepas tu ngadu lapar..g makan kat tempat lain pulak..nak terajang muka kau siot

18. Kau tak pandai buat tu, buat ni..tanak pegang tu, pegang ni..alasan kau kotor, jijik..habis sapa yang nak buat kan?

19. Pakai tudung, baju kurung, manis..dalam wayang, dalam kereta, huih....bukan main sandar-sandar, peluk-peluk, ramas-ramas..baik tak payah pakai tu semua..selalu nampak kat highway

20. Kau cerewet..kena buat semua benda macam kau nak..kalau tak sama macam kau nak, kau angin, kau merajuk, kau marah..cuba kalau kau buat kerja yang orang cerewet macam kau..muncung je mulut kau

21. Kau merajuk ngan mak kau, kau merajuk ngan bapak kau, pakwe pun buat taek ngan kau..kau ngamok, marah, benci & merajuk..last-last kau decide kau bunuh diri..terjun dr bumbung Pavi..tapi tak mati pun..silap-silap kena buang keluarga..lagi shit hidup kau

22. Lepak ngan sekutu gediks kau ketawa kuat kuat, buat onar..masing masing dressed up fancy nak mampos. Skali awek pakai tudung litup melintas korang pakat usya atas bawah atas bawah ramai2. pandangan jijik like 'eww she dont have style..yucks' emang gud gud la kau

23. Mekap tebal ala ala mak ayam..atas mata tu dah macam pelangi..tambah plak bulu mata palsu..klip pah kip pah mata tu dah macam berus cat..kelopak mata tak larat nak angkat..cam sial.. satu level ngan bapok belakang lorong haji taib..

24. Pakai baju sikit lagi nak 6pak puting..lengan himpit tetek bagi terkepit..konon nak bagi nampak lurah lebih menonjol pastuh snap gamba dari atas supaya nampak yg dalam baju tu... buat pulak muka bersyahwat sambil lidah terkeluar.. what the hell..saje menambah bilangan owang laki masuk narakka jahanam

25. Kau buat facebook ni macam medan memperagakan diri..kau upload beribu ribu gamba muka kau je sampai 10 album.. bila ade org puji kau jawab 'ala shayer tark syomel pown..beshe beshe jew' nyampah siot

credit to penebukkertas @ i-share.ws

FRUSTRATED GILA BABIII ARGHHHHH!

went to KL (bandar sunway petaling jaya precisely) from Wed to Friday. visited my grandma. her eyes not so good. she got eye cancer for the past 3years. that day okay ady but now become reddish a bit. so i decided to spend my time with her 4 a while. everybody keep on asking me im hvg semester break is it? no laaaaa. exam pon belom sem break apa nya muahahaah. alaaaa ponteng kelas 2days only maaa *mcm x biasa lah pulakk* XD

so mcm biasa bila dh melawat nenek kesayangn tu mst la melawat second home sekaliii. SUNWAY PYRAMID. kelasssssssssss kann.

on wednesday (the day tht i arrived, i copied back statuses on my fb XD )

will headin to bandar sunway, pj. cant wait to meet my grandma! i miss her big time! nenek kakak nk masak lemak jeringggg! dh empat bulan tak makan lauk tuu =(

aku bru dok x smp 10min, baru smp kt umah nenek.. tgk2 dia dh siap ajak pi pyramid. 3hours kt sana. aku dgn exhausted xdan nk rest. nenek ni la xpdn ngn saket mata. dia kta kaki ngn tgn tak saket. mata ja. =.=

‎@ jusco with grandma this afternoon.
me: nek! blouse floral nie cntek nekk. nmpk vintage gila. material dia pon lembut ja n nipis. sdap pkai ni. mcm flowy gilaa..
nenek: xnak laa. nmpk jah cntek tp bila pkai nnt xdak shape. melabuh saja.
me: shape? oh okay. =.=

Had pizza from Italianies and frozen yogurt from Tutti Frutti with nenek ! YA ALLAH PENAT GILA TEMAN NENEK AKU PI PYRAMID. konon nk beli ikan jah kt Giant. IKAN LAH SGT !

my grandma love pizza. normally i bought her Papa John's pizza two large. but this time Italianies pizza not so badddddd. fuhh thank god tutti frutti got 20% discount. happy hour lol eventho not much diff =.=

the next day, i went to salonnnn. before tht, i texted my bf:

Norhazatul Anis Bt NorzaleeMuhammad Faiz

me: syg u like my hair straight ka curl? *tya psai nk p buat rmbut*
you: xdak rambut pon takpa.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH! MCM HARAM AR U NI. I BOTAK SUNGGUH STGI KOT BARU DA AKAI! KEPALA TOYOL! LOL

i permed my hair @ ACutAbove. salon tht i went to when i go visit nenek. 3years plus being their regular customer. for last six month i do rebonding plus color @ Hair Impression bcoz tht time im in penang. i wasted rm380 now i wasted $$$ again to do my hair. its not easy to jaga curly hair n yet i know but i stil want to do. hv to buy the serum and mouse n hv to change shampoo and conditioner for perm hair. rmbut curl mmg susah nk jaga. sighs T______T but best part is TAK PAYAH SIKAT RMBUT. LOL. mcm lah msa rmbut straight hg sikat rmbut sgt anis oiiii. every 6months mmg i will change my hair style. coz i cepat boringggggggggggggg

OK ENUF WITH THE CRAPSSS. THE POINT I WROTE THIS ENTRY IS BCOZ I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOO DISAPPOINTED N FRUSTRATED OF...... OF WHATTT?

ok lemme tell you the stories.

my darling aka my boyfriend aka my syg coming to KL on friday bcoz he got track day @ Sepang Circuit. he ride his gixxie to KL with bro suman (r1), azizi(bmw RT) @ 11am. i depart from pjs 9 @ 215pm. tggu ktm bapak lama sial *kl style* lol

again n kl sentral tggu ktm seremban gila babi lama. 45minutes. mampu? i cursed sooooooooooo many time lahhh. faiz (my bf) keep on calling me tya dh smp belom. im sooooooo bebai bcoz tht ktm suddenly pintu auto dia jd bengong smp x auto dh. mcm manual after kena

kilat apa ntah. dok bunyi tettt tettt tettt konon mcm nk ttup tpi dak! byg kn dkat 10minit kt stiap station pntu tu wat hal. smp it take nearly 2hours 4 me to arrived Nilai from KL Sentral. patot nya dlm 50mins ja. if i know this shit will happen, ill go KLIA with ERL then i take taxi to Sepang Circuit. mmg lah mahai ERL to KLIA. rm27 kot. tp mmg laju aaaa. ala2 bullet train. plus very the selesa u know. sattttttt ja smp. coz when i arrived Nilai, its 10min to 6pm. track day faiz 4pm-6pm jah. even taxi tu speeding pon surely cnt make it. im soooooooooooooo fuckin sad n guilty! so by hook by crook i have to be there eventho im fuckin late. so here i go... 35RM to the pit lane circuit. i know i can get 2blouse @ bukit bintang with the damn 35ringgit. nk buat mcm mna bus mmg x smpat lah even it will only cost me 2ringgit. so msa taxi tu stop btoi2 dpn pit lane, i saw lotsa bikers already start their bike n took off. i saw his bike but he's not there. pastu i jengok lah kt dlm pit tu tgk he dok belek apa ntah with racing suit separuh bukak. i ran to him n hug him. melekittttttttttttttt berpeluhh gila hahha. syg punya psal suma jadi wangi lah muahaahahah. the moment he said, "dear........i want u to b here just now" dgn memek muka sedih. DAMNNN im about to cry kot time tu. sedih gilaaa. so i pon cover2 nk nangeih smbil bwk kuaq lah 100plus, pizza, apples n banana tht i bought 4 him @ giant b4 i came here tht afternoon. konon2 i wanna picnic there lah while waiting 4 him. too badddddddddd. kita hnya merancang Allah yg menentukan.

SAYANG I AM SOOOOOOO SORRY I COULDN'T MAKE IT.U CALL N TEXT ME EVERYTIME U DONE WITH THOSE LAPS. U KEEP ON BUGGING ME TO BE THERE BUT SERIOUSLY SAYANG IM SOOOOOOOOOO SORRY N SORRY N SORRY AGAIN N AGAIN I CANT MAKE IT. SUMPAH DEMI ALLAH I WANNA B THERE N I TRY MY BEST BUT MMG DH XDAK REZEKI. U KNOW UNTIL NOW I RASA SEDIH GILAAA. IT WAS UR 1ST TRACK DAY. I SHUD BE THERE N SUPPORT U, LAP PELOH U, BG U MINUM. CHECK UR CONDITION N PLG PENTING, PRAY 4 UR SAFETY. YA ALLAH DEAR I SEDIH SGT2. HOW I WISH I CAN TURN BACK THE TIME. TAPI PALING PENTING, U DIDNT OVERSHOT N JATOH. U DONE IT PERFECTLY. IM PROUD OF U SAYANG. EVEN U DIDNT UPGRADE MUCH UR SUPERBIKE, U STILL CAN TAPAU OTHER BIKERS. THANK GOD THERE'S A FEW VIDEO U RECORDED N SAVE IN MY LAPTOP. I PROMISE U NEXT TIME ILL BE THE 1ST PERSON TO STAND IN FRONT OF U AND KISS U FOREHEAD B4 U START =)

so here's the two photos snap by the 1 photographer.........

perghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mmg steady lah dua gambaq niii. kecot perot i tgk. tp mmg naish lahhh! syg i really support u maen superbike, layan kona bagai but if anything happen, ill blame myself smp bila2. ok lets hope n wish ntg happen. i really love u n pls take care of urself n dont over2 k. u r big boy n u know n u can definitely think whats the best 4 u k. i seronok sgt everytime we ride pi merata. klaw lama tak ride mst rasa mcm x complete. i smp jdi tak takot u speed mcm mna pon cuma rasa nk melayang aaaa. terharu gila bila i soh u ride sorang2 u takmaw u kta this bike is for us. u nk ride dgn i. sooooooooooo sweet lah u even u ni jrg nk sweet talk lol. tp tgk slider u yg baru 1st time pakai kt sepang ni, dh tggai separuh. i kinda GULPPPP!

so b4 we both chow from tht sepang, we snap pic by ourselves.... n goodbye sepang 4 the 2nd time. will see u around 4 the 3rd insyaAllah~

happy 4years anniversary! ONE LOVE ONE LOVE ~

ADA AKU KESAH?

sumpah kt UUM ni byk gila typical malay yg suka dok usha org ataih bwh! aku pkai selekeh pon hmpa nk usha! gila ka igt aku free hair jahat sgt ka aku? hmpa ni kmpung mna mai taktaw. toksah dok typical minded sgt la! aku nk pkai skirt ka aku nk pkai baju apa pon xpyh la nk usha sgt! bkn branded pon bju2 n suaq aku. like duhhhhhhhhhhhh

mcm smlm en,

panaih gila aku org dok usha2 aku ni. bkn psai nk kta aku lawa. dak2 sekali pon dak. aku mmg xlawa lgsg. buruk gila. dpa ni usha mcm xpuaih hati. stgi aku bg buah maki mula kata aku kaki gadoh. xdak psai aku nk maki org saja2. dh ang dok usha pelik mst la aku nk taw psepa? aku pkai bra ataih kepala ka? dak kn. aku kcaw laki ang ka? knai ang pon dak. laki ang lgi la haram xknai!

lgi satu aku ckup menyampah pompuan kt sni haram mia gedik! pakai tdung tp..............DOK MENGGEDIK NGN LAKI PUNYA SAKAN~! freehair2 aku pon x pnh lak menggatai ngn laki wey! aku jenis buat taktaw truih. tp dpa?? eeuwww grosss! bukan nk kta aku baek, dak. tp at least aku x culture syiokk!! masok utan pon bleh culture syiokk taktaw la... im a family type! tiap2 mggu mst blk to be with my family. i can choose to mingle around n pi sana sni x pyh blk rumah but i dont. i stil BALIK RUMAH SETIAP MGGU.

pls la xpyh nk judge org sgt! budak2 universiti x semuanya baek. dpa mcm manusia biasa gak. pndai tuh myb yes tp baek tuh BELOM TENTU! baek budi org tuh bukan ltak kt kepndaiaan, kecomelan or whatever it is. before u judge tht person make sure u know em 1st!

akku pkai tdung ka dak tu mmpuih pi la! perlu ka ksah suma tuh klaw nk berkwn?? tak semua org baek wey! thts y neraka tuh wujud! aku taw dosa x pkai tdung is berdosa besaq tp jgn kalot lah hmpa. if u cant accept me 4 who i am, just get lost! i nver discriminate people. i dnt mind who you are. i let u guys live ur own way with very on life. so dont bother mine. THANKS!

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